About the Cobras
I'm a C, C++, Objective C and PHP programmer. I develop various things for PCs, Macs and the iOS platforms. On and off I'm developing an iPhone game which I expect I shall never finish. I feature progress reports on how far I am from completing it in this blog along with me rattling on about learning French and any other junk I need to get off my chest. I shouldn't really need to say it in this day and age, but obviously, the opinions here are mine and not those of anyone who pays me... unless I've been bribed, in which case, all bets are off. There's more here.-
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What does this button do?
“The only ‘intuitive’ interface is the nipple. After that, it’s all learned.” Well, restring my guitar, this is interesting in a “come back and haunt you” sort of way. The gist of the article is a bloke from Samsung saying … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged armchair general, Captain Rattles McCoils, cobra art, rants, snake, user interface
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The youth of today
Iremember when I was a youth of today. Then, today becomes yesterday, then yesterday becomes the 80s and the 90s and with a radio retune to BBC Radio 4, I find that the only rocking drugs I am doing are … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous rubbish
Tagged boobs, cobra art, getting old, grey hairs, pointless observation, snake
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Big beer, little beer, glass of wine
So Mrs Cobras and I were at a hotel in Montpellier recently sitting at the bar (go on, act surprised, if you can) trying, unsuccessfully, to get Baby Cobra to sleep whilst waiting for the restaurant to open. This bloke … Continue reading
Posted in Learning French slowly
Tagged bière, big fish, cardboard box, cobra art, French, little fish, long fish, Michel Thomas
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Tuesdicoccus Daylori
Germs, germs, germs. The Cobra family have had so many of them this year that we were beginning to think that we had value to medical research. Of course, we blame Baby Cobra: she is a germ magnet. A cute … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous rubbish
Tagged cobra art, cobra family, eels, germs, infection, Tuesdicoccus Daylori
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From little acorns
Juuso, one of the chaps whose blog I really enjoy reading, says that he likes to describe emergent behaviour as “1 + 1 = 3”. I would describe that as a syntax error. Emergent behaviour isn’t about taking an obviously … Continue reading
Posted in Cool stuff, Software development
Tagged cobra art, development, elite, emergence, emergent behaviour, procedural generation, virtual world
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Fire sale: everything must go!
“Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.”— Robert G. Ingersoll Politics is a very difficult subject to have an opinion on: if we all agreed, we would all live in peace and harmony. Regrettably, it has been … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous rubbish, Rants
Tagged braiiiiins, cobra art, education, ill-informed opinion, long post is long, rants, snake
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Why stop at the pub? Let’s eat on the MOON!
Good food is not measured by quantity. Having a stack of beans, coleslaw and “meat” left over at the end of a meal does not mean that it was a good one. At the other end of the spectrum some … Continue reading
Posted in My iPhone game
Tagged castle-nine-popes, cobra art, iPhone, losing-track-of-reality, space snake, train
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I’ll moon you if you’re not careful
To be honest, I probably won’t, unless it is by accident: I appear to have lost a small amount of weight recently and my trousers keep falling down. Between that and a belt that is held on by one wafer … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous rubbish
Tagged cobra art, moon, pointless observation, space snake, spam
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I am going to go to space
But probably not in person, if I am perfectly honest. However, starting my own space program and launching the odd satellite or two, well, that is a different matter. A while back, I learnt about the N-Prize. This is a … Continue reading
Bad news trading
For nearly a decade I owned owned some Premium Bonds. They’re a savings type thing but instead of receiving interest, you get a chance to win a large, juicy chunk of tax free money every month. In theory, when times … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous rubbish
Tagged cobra art, financial advice from worf, potential disaster, shares
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