About the CobrasI'm a C, C++, Objective C and PHP programmer. I develop various things for PCs, Macs and the iOS platforms. On and off I'm developing an iPhone game which I expect I shall never finish. I feature progress reports on how far I am from completing it in this blog along with me rattling on about learning French and any other junk I need to get off my chest. I shouldn't really need to say it in this day and age, but obviously, the opinions here are mine and not those of anyone who pays me... unless I've been bribed, in which case, all bets are off. There's more here.
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Tag Archives: iPhone
The Bedroom Programmer: Cycle over?
“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”Don Marquis It seems only reasonable that the first (and possibly only, I’m really not doing well with this blog lark recently) post of 2014 consists of some editorial that leads to … Continue reading
Posted in Armchair general, My iPhone game, Rants, Software development Tagged cobra art, excuses, iPhone, slow progress 9 Comments
Opinion! Quick, someone tell the Internet!
The problem with walled gardens is forgetting who’s supposed to be on each side of the wall. In the past half year or so, though, it looks as if Apple have managed to manoeuvre the wall between themselves and their … Continue reading
Posted in Armchair general Tagged Apple, appleocalypse, cobra art, conclusions from no data, internet opinion, iPhone 2 Comments
Comfy sofa, STAT!
You’d better sit down for this. Ok, here it is. I’m going to tell it to you straight, I owe you that. I won’t pussy-foot around, beat around the bush, procrastinate or generally dance around the issue. I am going … Continue reading
Posted in My iPhone game Tagged 18:14 party train, C++11, cobra art, cocoa spritesheets, drawInRect, iPhone, map editor, schedules Comments Off on Comfy sofa, STAT!
The most anticipated post of 2012!
Yes, that’s right, let’s have a big hand for the iPhone game progress report! So, iPhone game, what have you been up to since we last had a non-excuse progress report over a year ago? “Well, Mr Cobra, huge progress … Continue reading
Posted in My iPhone game Tagged cobra art, iPhone, map editor, promises I won't keep, slow progress 1 Comment
Why stop at the pub? Let’s eat on the MOON!
Good food is not measured by quantity. Having a stack of beans, coleslaw and “meat” left over at the end of a meal does not mean that it was a good one. At the other end of the spectrum some … Continue reading
Posted in My iPhone game Tagged castle-nine-popes, cobra art, iPhone, losing-track-of-reality, space snake, train 1 Comment
Et voila, a map editor was born. It took a couple of hours longer than I expected, but I got a tad carried away with the odd extra feature or two as well as bumping into the unexpected. Fortunately, I … Continue reading
Posted in My iPhone game Tagged cobra art, cocoa, iPhone, map editor, opengl, schedules 3 Comments
Progressing backwards through time
If you’ve followed the last two updates, you’ll know that in a period of ten weeks I’ve made just the odd hour or two of progress on my iPhone game. Indeed, given that most of that time is required just … Continue reading
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April cactus: the weather’s dry, the schedule’s a tumbleweed
Well, play my piano and polish my sideboard, another month has gone by. Not a drop of rain has fallen and I recently saw the phrase “April Showers” pack his bags and trudge slowly to catch a bus out of … Continue reading
Posted in My iPhone game Tagged cobra art, iPhone, poor snake, schedules, slow progress, sprummer 4 Comments
The Welcome Snake Welcomes you!
Yey! It’s the welcome snake! And he says “Hello (rattlerattlerattle)”. You can chalk art up on the substantial list of things that I can’t do – still, it’s the thought that counts and welcome snake looks pretty cheerful and non-poisonous. … Continue reading
Posted in My iPhone game Tagged endless task, iPhone, snake 1 Comment