About the CobrasI'm a C, C++, Objective C and PHP programmer. I develop various things for PCs, Macs and the iOS platforms. On and off I'm developing an iPhone game which I expect I shall never finish. I feature progress reports on how far I am from completing it in this blog along with me rattling on about learning French and any other junk I need to get off my chest. I shouldn't really need to say it in this day and age, but obviously, the opinions here are mine and not those of anyone who pays me... unless I've been bribed, in which case, all bets are off. There's more here.
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Tag Archives: education
‘Tis the season to eat chocolate: The Universal Cake Recipe
Easter is pretty much here which means spring has sprung and nature is giving birth to a wonderful display of green. As we all know from Wikipedia, Easter is when we celebrate an event that occurred two millennia ago when … Continue reading
Posted in Cool stuff Tagged cake, cake recipe, chocolate, easter, education, Fabergé eggs 9 Comments
Fire sale: everything must go!
“Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.”— Robert G. Ingersoll Politics is a very difficult subject to have an opinion on: if we all agreed, we would all live in peace and harmony. Regrettably, it has been … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous rubbish, Rants Tagged braiiiiins, cobra art, education, ill-informed opinion, long post is long, rants, snake 2 Comments
How to take over the world
1. Take over the world. At a high enough level, everything looks easy. Needless to say, the devil is in the detail. Have you considered where you’re going to find a tropical island with an extinct volcano to use as … Continue reading
Posted in Software development Tagged braiiiiins, cobra art, education, minions, muuuhahahahaha, programming, squids, tlr4, when I was young 6 Comments